*opens door to blog*
*gasps at a bunch of spiders and a couple of rats that go scurrying by her feet*
Oh man, this is scary. I haven't touched this blog in a year or something. It's dark and creepy and smells like death in here.
*feels around the walls*
Where the hell is the light switch?
*finds it and clicks it on*
Whoa. I guess I should have asked Connie or someone to remind me to cover the furniture before I left. There aren't dust bunnies in here. They're more like dust badgers.
*finds a bottle of unlabeled booze*
*opens it and takes a swig*
Pppuhhh-HOOOOOOOO!!!!! WOW! That stuff has a kick to it. I'll leave that for MJ to drink.
*plops in a chair and a cloud of dust engulfs her*
cough cough cough
O.K., since my main blog is housed on a server that presently has a fried HDD, I'm forced to do my usual ramble here at these ancient runes of Blogger.
Here we go ....
WE INTERRUPT FOR THIS SPECIAL BULLETIN:
THE SUNDAY RAMBLE HAS BEEN CANCELLED
NOW BACK TO MAIDY
Well, so there we are. No Ramble today.
*takes another swig of booze*
Eeeeeeee-YOW that stuff is firewater!
O.K, well, I dusted off the bar and the serving tables. There's plenty of booze and some appetizers and hot hors d'oeuvre. Partake until the other blog comes back.