Maidink's Sunday Ramble

*opens door to blog*

*gasps at a bunch of spiders and a couple of rats that go scurrying by her feet*

Oh man, this is scary. I haven't touched this blog in a year or something. It's dark and creepy and smells like death in here.

*feels around the walls*

Where the hell is the light switch?

*finds it and clicks it on*

Whoa. I guess I should have asked Connie or someone to remind me to cover the furniture before I left. There aren't dust bunnies in here. They're more like dust badgers.

*finds a bottle of unlabeled booze*

*opens it and takes a swig*

Pppuhhh-HOOOOOOOO!!!!! WOW! That stuff has a kick to it. I'll leave that for MJ to drink.

*plops in a chair and a cloud of dust engulfs her*

cough cough cough

O.K., since my main blog is housed on a server that presently has a fried HDD, I'm forced to do my usual ramble here at these ancient runes of Blogger.

Here we go ....

WE INTERRUPT FOR THIS SPECIAL BULLETIN:

THE SUNDAY RAMBLE HAS BEEN CANCELLED

NOW BACK TO MAIDY

Well, so there we are. No Ramble today.

*takes another swig of booze*

*shakes head*

Eeeeeeee-YOW that stuff is firewater!

O.K, well, I dusted off the bar and the serving tables. There's plenty of booze and some appetizers and hot hors d'oeuvre. Partake until the other blog comes back.

Toodle pip!