OMG!!!
Giant inflatable snow globes, the air-puffed rage of this season, are disappearing right off of peoples front lawns!
Didn't Burger King have this problem last year with their giant inflatable Sponge Bobs being snatched right off the roofs of their restaurants?
I personally don't like these things. Alas, my child does.
Translation: I'm going to tether my snowglobe and surround it with land mines.
3 comments:
The kind of person who would steal decorations off a person's lawn...I just don't know.
Ransom Note:
"I have your snowglobe and a safety pin. It's too big to shake. If you don't provide us with 10,000 gingerbread cookies by midnight, the globe gets punctured."
So scary.
TONY!
STEP AWAY FROM THE SNOW GLOBE!!!!
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