This meme is brought to you by that fabulous guy, Mr Fabulous!
*canned audience clapping*
What is your salad dressing of choice? Caesar
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? McDeath
What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Still trying to find it.
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 20%
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Pizza or peanut butter ... or both.
Name three foods you detest above all others. Lima beans, that Italian squidly stuff, and souse.
What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Anything spicy
What are your pizza toppings of choice? Gimme a garbage pizza
What do you like to put on your toast? Butter
What is your favorite type of gum? Bubble
Number of contacts in your cell phone? 15. And most of those are realted to the Dinks (doctor, daycare, etc). I openly admit I have almost no friends.
Number of contacts in your email address book? 30
What is your wallpaper on your computer? Superman Returns
What is your screensaver on your computer? AOL Photo thingy with lots of Dinker photos
Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? nada
How many land line phones do you have in your house? 1
How many televisions are in your house? 2
What kitchen appliance do you use the least? It was the blender until we chucked it. now, I'm not so sure ...
What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most? Either hard rock 93.3 'MMR or indie music 88.5 WXPN. Depends on my mood
How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? None. Manual all the way!
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? Nothing.
Are you right handed or left handed? Right handed.
Do you like your smile? Nope.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Do splinters count?
Would you like to? Nah, I'm greedy
Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? Good Heavens, YES!
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? It's definitely touch. Hey, I'm a clairsentient, what else would I choose?
When was the last time you had a cavity? April 2006
What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? Dinker
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Eee-yep. Both times before I was ten. That might explain a few things.
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Tempting, but no.
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? My name was Mary Elizabeth when I was born. I kinda like the one my parents picked better. If they didn't, I fear I would have been destined to be a nun.
How do you express your artistic side? Writing, drawing, painting, and sculpting.
What color do you think you look best in? I like orange (some of you already know that).
How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? Two maybe three seconds. Then I'd whimper, ball up in a corner, and suck my thumb.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? I can't recall.
If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? If you met my family, you would have never asked me this question.
How often do you go to church? Once a month.
Have you ever saved someone’s life? Nope.
Has someone ever saved yours? A few lifeguards after I drifted a wee bit too far off the shoreline while boogieboarding.
For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? Not with this body. A million would be a strong maybe.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Sure. I've done it for free, duh!
Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? Read above answer.
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? No. I like my body parts. Remember, I'm greedy?
Would you never blog again for $50,000? In a heartbeat.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? What, like Playboy? Hugh hasn't lost his mind, so I doubt the offer would ever be extended.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Depends on the doctor bill afterward.
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? Never. But, if that human life touched, harmed, or did something very bad to my child, it would be a freebie.
Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? Sure, why not.
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? Like I watch any now. That's an easy $25,000.
I'd like to tag, but I'd rather see who is brave enough to do this one on their own.