The pastor can't do the wedding. He told me that in order for him to perform the service, we (Geo and I) would have to go to premarital counseling which takes anywhere from three to four MONTHS to complete. Not happening! We have an expiration date working against us and time is a tickin'!
He told me that his philosophy is that "he doesn't just conduct weddings as much as he helps create a marriage". Oh whatever.
Since he was completely worthless, if anyone knows of a justice of the peace in the Philly area, please let me know.