Yeah, so the brother who lives in NC is trying to find a flight tonight to be at my wedding tomorrow. My "no-frills nothing-to-it" wedding.
And my other brother, who lives in Somewhere PA, can't make it because he has to go to a football game at 9AM with his son.
Mom called the wife on this one. The wife of the idiot in PA, that is. NOW, he "might" be able to make it after the game but my sister-in-law and niece will be there.
All I say to him is "Bro, don't do me any friggin favors, okay?"
I like my sister-in-law and my niece. They'll be better company.