This is the conversation between Streats and me in work this morning.
Streats: Have you heard of the new stripper?
Me (looking slightly confused): What?
Streats (not realizing I'm giving her a confused look): The new stripper for NY?
Me (more confused): What??
Streats (now realizing I am confused): For NY? The new stripper, InfoLab?
Me (more puzzled than ever): We hired a stripper in NY named InfoLab?
Streats (rolling her eyes): Dis-trib-u-tor, you nitwit. Get your hearing aid already!