Thursday, August 25, 2005

At least I can still make'm laugh

I had to get to the bank today. I've been putting off for days. I had to deposit some checks including my gracious $9.00 check for a days suffering at the hands of the Philadelphia court system.

I drive up to the bank and as I am turning the corner my tire scrapes the curb. This is why I can not have nice rims on my car. They will look like crap within the first 100 miles. As I hear vulcanized rubber on cement, I loudly blurt out "Bullocks!"

Did I forget to mention I was turning into the drive-through?

And those speakers? At my bank, they're two-way.

I pull up to the window to the sound of laughter. I looked up in the window and saw three tellers staring back at me with big ole grins on their faces. After I completed my transaction, I checked to make sure my tire was nowhere near the curb and drove away.

I swear I could still hear those employess giggling even after I left.


PaxRomano said...

Has does it go? "Always leave 'em laughing, but never let 'em see you sweat".

Maidink said...

I had the A/C on. And I use Secret! No sweating here!