Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Grab butt, insert bug

Yep, I gotta a bug up my ass.

Remember how I said no way in Hell was I driving Geo's truck? I waas pretty adament about it, too.

Well, yesterday, doofus found out at the last possible second that our neighbor was going to drive them into work (they carpool to the mill if you didn't figure that one out). As he is dashing out the door, he tosses to me his keys and sayd, "You gotta move the vehicles around, babe. I'm blocking ya. Call me later." SLAM goes the door.

Maidink stands there dumbfounded. "Oh shit" was the only thing running through my head. Not only am I exhausted (thank you, Dinker), but now I have to switch vehicles?? His truck? The mammoth monster? Crap.

You know what? It wasn't that bad. His truck drives very smooth and it was quite effortless to drive. Okay, so it's not like I took it to I-95, but I DID drive it!

Now I want one.

A smaller one.

Maybe a TrailBlazer.

Someone please convince me otherwise.

11 comments:

mdmhvonpa said...

MMMm, trucker woman ... HOT! ;)

Spikey1 said...

2 words... public transit!

Spikey1 said...

2 words... public transit!

S.I.D. said...

Must be fun to see other drivers get out of your way?

snicks said...

hmm...see my blog

Merci said...

LOL, a TrailBlazer, SMALL?

Just think of the cost of filling that gas tank. I bought a bigger car last year (not huge, just bigger than the previous one). Now that I drive 76 miles round trip every day, I wish I had gone with something with better gas efficency.

Having said that, I'd really like to test drive a Jeep Liberty one of these days...

Virginia Gal said...

Think gas prices - remember THEY NEVER GO DOWN!

CrankyProf said...

What kind of bug are we talking, here?

Large, hairy and with many legs?

'Cause -- ew.

And how would you manage to wrangle the ornery bug with one hand and grab your butt with the other?

Enquiring minds want to know!

Maidink said...

MDM - I'm looking at TrailBlazers, not Kenworths or Peterbilts. Sheesh! :)

Spikey1 - two words said twice, he said he said

SID - It would be, but as soon as they see my wussy but behind the wheel, even a Vespa rider would tell be to bugger off.

Snickers - cute ... real cute

Merci - I did the math and it was scary. The cost of gas per month would rival Dink's tuition at Goddard. And I'm always saying how we could send her to the University of West Chester WITH room and board for cheaper.

Now that is food for thought.

VG - I know, I know. If anything, they'll hit above $3 again by Summer 2006 and more than likely stay there.

CP - It's a hairy bugger with 50,000 legs and large, pointy teeth (maidink makes fang motion with her hand). I'd get Geo to help, of course. Him loves me, he'd get bug out. Fry up, make good stew. ugh.

Belle said...

Don't do it.

Was that convincing enough?! lol

Maidink said...

TJ - That's why I like you. You're a woman of few words.