Tuesday, February 21, 2006

How can I get mad at a face like this?

Here she is, fresh from her first day at Miss Magnolia Thunderpussy's School of Grace and Etiquette.

Yesterday, she was issued her school uniform seen here. Today is lessons on jadedness and general sarcasm. Tomorrow, she gets to learn the basics of filing life insurance claim forms.

Good heavens but the child looks just like me.


Piggy and Tazzy said...

Arrrrrrgh! My eyes!

*runs away in terror*

*naughty Piggy*

CrankyProf said...

She's got that, "Darling, fuck with me and I'll cut you!" look about her.


Mr. Fabulous said...

I KNEW there was a school turning out women like that. I KNEW it!

I thought I would pop in and return the favor. Impressive!

mdmhvonpa said...

Heh ... some day perhaps you could introduce her to my own little Princess Grouchy Pants. Little girls and attitude go together like spite and vitrol.

Joe Tornatore said...

she cut off her baby's arms and spited her face. horrendous story.

Spikey1 said...

You wear a crown like that to work??

Maidink said...

P and T - I am so sending her over to your place.

CP - She would, too. An angel's smile with machete wielding capabilities.

Mr Fab - Well, hello there! Yeah, the tuition is a bitch, but Geo and I feel it's worth every penny.

MDM - Perfect! We'll have them rule a playground somewhere.

Joe - I believe you're referencing the Texas murder post. I don't think the mom spit in the child's face (at least I pray that's not the case).

Spikey1 - Yes, but one just a slight bit larger.