I read this and almost fell out of my chair.
Cheney shoots man in hunt error
He accidentally shot a man while quail hunting in TX. Quail hunting? Aren't quails those itty-bitty little birds? I mean, I can see accidentally shooting someone in a dark brown coat if your bear hunting, but the man was hunting quails.
Geo's take on it was the best.
"Yeah, some dumbass probably made a rude comment about his lesbian daughter. 'Look here, you f**king little redneck, I'm the Vice President. I'll shoot your ass and tell everyone it was just an accident.'"
You know, that wouldn't surprise me.