Sunday, February 12, 2006

Do not mess with the VP of the US

I read this and almost fell out of my chair.

Cheney shoots man in hunt error

He accidentally shot a man while quail hunting in TX. Quail hunting? Aren't quails those itty-bitty little birds? I mean, I can see accidentally shooting someone in a dark brown coat if your bear hunting, but the man was hunting quails.

Geo's take on it was the best.

"Yeah, some dumbass probably made a rude comment about his lesbian daughter. 'Look here, you f**king little redneck, I'm the Vice President. I'll shoot your ass and tell everyone it was just an accident.'"

You know, that wouldn't surprise me.


Spikey1 said...

Did he have a heart attack ?

Laurie said...

I laughed my ASS off when I first read the story! I cannot wait to watch Jon Stewart on Monday, LOL..

But - did you know that this incident happened on Saturday, but the White House didn't disclose any info about it until late Sunday. Like you know, it's not that big of a deal, the VP shooting someone... Good thing that he didn't go to Vietnam, eh?

Dick's a dick.

Belinda said...

We nearly killed ourselves laughing (not at the poor shot-in-the-face old man).

Every few minutes throughout the evening, one of us would say, "You know, the Vice-President shot a guy in the face."

We just weren't getting over it.

Virginia Gal said...

I'm morbid but when I first saw the story I though the VP had been shot and I have to say I got a little excited. Sick, I need help.

Piggy and Tazzy said...

We noticed Paxo Face posted about this too.

We think it's hilarious.

I mean, how big is a little fluffy quail? Poor wee things.

Oh and thank you for that irritating as fuck get-well e-card. Yes, it IS the most annoying thing ever!

Maidink said...

Spikey - nah, that will be next week's headlines.

Laurie - He's old and so was his target ... er, uh ... I mean victim ... DAMN ... I mean unlucky friend.

Belinda and VG - You both need serious serious therapy.

P and T - MWAH! Thought you'd like the world's most irritating card! I'll send another ...

Sangroncito said...

Cheney...a card carrying member of the NRA...shoots someone. I love it.
And Happy Valentine's Day, by the way!

Maidink said...

Sangron - It is quite ironic. And happy Valentine's day right back at ya, sweetie! MWAH!