I read this and almost fell out of my chair.
Cheney shoots man in hunt error
He accidentally shot a man while quail hunting in TX. Quail hunting? Aren't quails those itty-bitty little birds? I mean, I can see accidentally shooting someone in a dark brown coat if your bear hunting, but the man was hunting quails.
Geo's take on it was the best.
"Yeah, some dumbass probably made a rude comment about his lesbian daughter. 'Look here, you f**king little redneck, I'm the Vice President. I'll shoot your ass and tell everyone it was just an accident.'"
You know, that wouldn't surprise me.
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Did he have a heart attack ?
We nearly killed ourselves laughing (not at the poor shot-in-the-face old man).
Every few minutes throughout the evening, one of us would say, "You know, the Vice-President shot a guy in the face."
We just weren't getting over it.
I'm morbid but when I first saw the story I though the VP had been shot and I have to say I got a little excited. Sick, I need help.
We noticed Paxo Face posted about this too.
We think it's hilarious.
I mean, how big is a little fluffy quail? Poor wee things.
Oh and thank you for that irritating as fuck get-well e-card. Yes, it IS the most annoying thing ever!
Spikey - nah, that will be next week's headlines.
Laurie - He's old and so was his target ... er, uh ... I mean victim ... DAMN ... I mean unlucky friend.
Belinda and VG - You both need serious serious therapy.
P and T - MWAH! Thought you'd like the world's most irritating card! I'll send another ...
Sangron - It is quite ironic. And happy Valentine's day right back at ya, sweetie! MWAH!
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