I heard this on the radio on the drive to work and I could not help but laugh my ever loving behind off.
Dog Attacks Anti-Dangerous Dog Bill Author
Bob Schwartz. What a dope. Hospitalized with dog bites. I wonder if the people in the hospital got a chuckle out of it.
"Hey everyone, check it out. It's that dude who wrote the mean dog bill! Hey Schwartz, tell me man, all I want to know is 'Who's your doggie?' Arf, arf, arf, arf! Hahahahahaha!!"
7 comments:
*laughs* That reminds me of the police officer, specialized in cruelty against animals, who found a snail in her freshly opened can of tomato-soup.
That is too weird. Personnally, as a person afraid of dogs, I think owners of dangerous dogs should be punished.
ewww, umm, I won't be eating any canned soup anytime soon then...thanks for that..
Hmmm...wonder if this Bob Swartz will be exempt from paying fine, ya know, since it IS HIS bill and all.. LOL
POP - I too will now strain my cans of soup before consumption.
VG - I had a chow dog. We had him as a pup and he was loved and cuddled (hence his name was Cuddles). And he turned on me one day 'cause I was picking up his squeaky burger. So I can't disagree with the vicious dog bill. Some dogs do have the inert nature to be vicious.
Rowan - I'm sure the happy taxpayers of NM are paying for his fine. He'll expense it for sure.
People used to be like that with my one dog, Caesar. He was a Siberian Husky (though Geo argues he was really an Alaskan Malamute). He looked all huge and monsterous and he probably could have pulled a VW ten miles without stopping or pull out tree stumps. But anyone who really knows these dogs know they don't have a harmful bone in their body and they suck as guard dogs. Dumb-dumb would have befriended a burglar with nothing more than a dog biscuit and a friendly game of fetch.
Poodles? Those little things freak me out. They're always snippy. I'd be snippy too if I looked like this.
Muahaha... I guess you haven't heard about the family who found an "elongated object with a rounded head in one end and some threads at the other" in their bottle of ketchup?
Now, I'll let you think about that one for a while...
POP - what is it with Europe and finding objects in tomato products lately???
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