I heard this on the radio on the drive to work and I could not help but laugh my ever loving behind off.
Dog Attacks Anti-Dangerous Dog Bill Author
Bob Schwartz. What a dope. Hospitalized with dog bites. I wonder if the people in the hospital got a chuckle out of it.
"Hey everyone, check it out. It's that dude who wrote the mean dog bill! Hey Schwartz, tell me man, all I want to know is 'Who's your doggie?' Arf, arf, arf, arf! Hahahahahaha!!"