This was a conversation with Geo earlier today. He's so simple, it's cute:
(Geo in italics)
"So, what do you want for your birthday?"
"I don't know. Haven't thought about it much."
"Oh. So what am I getting for my birthday?"
"What? I just paid to get your German helmet custom painted, remember?"
"I thought you did that 'cause you wuv me."
"I knew it. You're just trying to buy my love."
"Are you kidding? Honey, for you, that's as easy as the dollar menu at McDonald's"