What Truckers REALLY say on the CB Radio

Geo has been a trucker for what seems like 125 years. As per him, driving on the road all day can get boring. One of the best forms of entertainment is a CB radio. It's actually an invaluable tool for the trucker. Truckers jabber on it, give traffic reports, talk about their hometowns, give political opinions, etc. It's like a verbal blog with a handset and speakers.

This morning he was in New England. He was listening to one trucker tell a story about his encounter with a woman at a truck stop. The gentleman had a heavy New England accent and that only enhanced the hilarity of the story.

It went something like this:

The trucker (we'll just call him Red) was at a stop fueling up when he sees this little red sports car zip in and park. Red said out walk this long-legged, long haired blonde with boobs the size of his head. Red was in total lust. He quickly finished fueling and followed said blonde into the truck stop. He followed her around like a puppy after someone with a salami sandwhich in her back pocket. Yes, he stalked this poor unsuspecting woman all around the store until she made her purchase. He watched her get into her little red sports car with her boobs half hanging out of her skimpy shirt and she drove off into wherever they were. Red then walked into the men's room, grabbed his johnson and (geo quotes this) choked the sucker like it owed him money.

As Geo put it, that was a bit more information than he cared to hear.